10 Reasons not to panic about the Swine Flu -

1. Your HMO probably won't cover your medications, so you won't suffer too long...
2. Get sick, stay at home.....Yeah right! IN THIS ECONOMY?!!!!
3. The Government's got your back with Tamiflu...And should you need it, you should receive yours quickly!........
4. The Government would tell me if there was anything to panic about right?............Why you laugh?!
5. There's plenty of masks for everyone.....at a price, that will go up and up and up and up!
6. If you get sick, your primary care doctor will see you right away! AGAIN, with the laughing!
7. There's lots of Tamiflu around...............let's hope...
8. People act humanely and orderly in a crisis.... And how's the weather in Neverland?
9. If you miss time at work and can't pay your morgage this month, the bank will understand.....
10.If there's an outbreak in your area, local authorities have the manpower and the budget to deal with the crisis....

Oh shit, we're screwed!